Today students are using their time to teach me something new...like a game they play or simply how to do something.
Here is a "how to" how to beat up an ostrich by Heidi Sinay...Never know when you will need this skill.
1. Use a long weapon.
If you are forced to defend yourself against an ostrich, avoid
close-quarters combat. Keep as far out of reach of its legs as you can,
since ostriches can kick hard enough to kill a lion. Use the nearest,
longest object that could be used as a weapon, such as a pole, rake,
broom, or branch.
If you have a gun and need to use it, aim for
the ostrich's main body to better ensure hitting your target. Although
they will be attacking with their legs and/or beak, their legs and neck
are very thin and easy to miss.
2. Keep to the ostrich’s side.
Consider yourself at the most risk when the two of you are
face-to-face. Remember that an ostrich is only able to kick its legs
directly in front of it. Stay behind or to the side of the bird as much
as possible to keep clear of its most powerful weapon.
3. Aim for the neck.
Consider this to be the ostrich’s weakest body part. Strike it where it
is most vulnerable and least protected to defeat it more quickly.
Failing that, aim for its breast. Concentrate your efforts between the
two as opportunity affords. Continue to strike until it quits and runs
away.
4. Damage its wings.
If the ostrich refuses to give up despite your attacks to its neck, aim
for its wings when given the opportunity. Know that an ostrich uses its
wings not for flight, but to alter course more smoothly when running,
just like a ship’s rudder.[4] Damaging its wings may marginally improve
your chances of running away in a zigzag fashion if you are forced to
retreat.
5.Go for its legs.
If you find yourself behind or to the side of the ostrich with an easy
shot to one of its legs, take it. Know that the ostrich’s center of
gravity depends entirely upon those two skinny legs.[5] If given the
chance, deliver one or both a blow to upset its balance, speed, and
striking power.
To How to Play the computer game Madden....
Im going to be teaching you how to play Madden. The objective is to
get more points than your opponent. Using audibles in the game makes you
better because nobody really knows how to use them. You can't really
tell someone how to play, you just have to play and get good.
